Some people wake up all bubbly and chirpy, some depressed and moody, some wired. Me? I woke up feeling evil (on a Friday, too). I wanted to kick somebody's ass today, make somebody feel the whiplash of my biting words, trip on somebody.
I have had two victims succumb to me since morning. P, whom i spoke to early in the morning. And A, who has himself a scrawny b**** with benefits and on whom i was tripping with jokes like "i bet she clanks when you do her, considering she's all skeleton" and "she's not authentic tangdi kabab dude, she's the diet version of it". Yeah, i'm feeling that kind of nasty today.
And you know the good thing about being that kind of nasty?
I don't give a rat's a** about what people think of it. Today, i am indestructible.
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