Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Kill Me's, the Fishermen Special.

Q: What's a really good fisherman who keeps wanking off called?
A: Masterbaiter.

Q: What's a Chinese fisherman in India called?
A: Sur-mai.


Q: What's an inquisitive fisherman called?
A: Ro-who?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Q: What's a fisherman who also hunts deer in his pastime called?
A: Salmon Khan

Anonymous said...

Q: What do you call a fisherman who is into body building?
A: Mussels man

Anonymous said...

Q: What do fishermen use to protect their skin in winter?
A: M-Oyster-izer

~JB

The Nebulous One said...

Ahahahaha! Good ones, good ones, JB (if that's your name)! Here are a couple more:

Q: Why did the fisherman never profit from his business?
A: Because he never used scales.

Q: What's a fisherman's favourite word for getting work done?
A: Prawn-to!

Anonymous said...

Ok... now for a really bad one.

Q: What did the fisherman do after tasting some really spicy prawn chutney
A: He stood up and started singing "Jhinga chaka jhinga chaka jhinga chaka raaay"

First time commentor but i have been reading your blog for quite sometime. You write really well!

~JB

The Nebulous One said...

Oh my god, that was horrible! :P I would've thought a better song would be "Jhinga lala hu jhinga lala hu" from Shalimar. And thanks for commenting.