My mouth's constantly open because i'm yawning.
I'm sticking my nose close to the CPU's fan so dirt can get in my nose and i can spend time getting it out.
I have finished two bottles of water from morning so i can spend time in the loo.
"Hmm" is the only response to anything anybody says to me.
I alternate between sitting up straight in my chair and skulking.
I could conduct a long conversation with a colleague i don't particularly like.
I've exhausted 80% of tests on Tickle.
I'm misspellling words while typing so i can hit Backspace and retype them again.
I feel like throwing up. Just for the heck of it.
Bleagh.
I could bore a hole 200 feet deep in the earth.
1 comment:
Classic!!! I normally sharpen my pencil and shove it in my ear deep enough to see if it will come out the other ear. Halfway through though, the paramedics have to be calle din and I'm inevitably rescued from boredom..
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