In order of events, last Friday:
- I woke up with a nagging headache that refused to go away.
- I was getting my bike out of the house and I lost balance and the bike fell over. The laptop attached to it was fine, thank goodness.
- I almost met with an accident when I almost rammed into a guy who zipped across me on the roads.
- I had just stopped at a signal when a bird decided to poop on the bike, right where my hand held the brakes. I decided to wipe it off and got the keys out of the ignition just as the transvestites at the signal went around asking for money. My keys slipped and fell on the road. I got off in a hurry to retrieve them and the signal turned green just then.
- I rammed my rear view mirror into the gate at my workplace.
- I got an extra 40K in my salary account, only to be told that it was a mistake and that I had to transfer it back.
- I got into an unnecessary and absolutely painful fight with a very close friend.
- I was so angry that I hurled my phone at the wall with every ounce of rage I felt, and it went kaput. The screen shattered, the motherboard got ruined and the battery got busted. I am in the process of acquiring a new phone.
I felt like the Baudelaire orphans from A Series of Unfortunate Events. I hope to never have a day like that again in my life. Never ever. Ugh.
- I woke up with a nagging headache that refused to go away.
- I was getting my bike out of the house and I lost balance and the bike fell over. The laptop attached to it was fine, thank goodness.
- I almost met with an accident when I almost rammed into a guy who zipped across me on the roads.
- I had just stopped at a signal when a bird decided to poop on the bike, right where my hand held the brakes. I decided to wipe it off and got the keys out of the ignition just as the transvestites at the signal went around asking for money. My keys slipped and fell on the road. I got off in a hurry to retrieve them and the signal turned green just then.
- I rammed my rear view mirror into the gate at my workplace.
- I got an extra 40K in my salary account, only to be told that it was a mistake and that I had to transfer it back.
- I got into an unnecessary and absolutely painful fight with a very close friend.
- I was so angry that I hurled my phone at the wall with every ounce of rage I felt, and it went kaput. The screen shattered, the motherboard got ruined and the battery got busted. I am in the process of acquiring a new phone.
I felt like the Baudelaire orphans from A Series of Unfortunate Events. I hope to never have a day like that again in my life. Never ever. Ugh.
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