Tuesday, June 05, 2012

Uncommon knowledge about The Nebulous One.

I love wrapping presents. And i'm quite good at it.


I wanted to be an Archaeologist when i grew up.


I used to love writing poetry in my younger days. Now i love writing short stories.


I used to laugh a lot and be happy most of the time. I miss those days.


First nights spent all alone in new or unknown places always keep me up till dawn. I only fall asleep when i see the first rays of the sun.


I cry when i watch movies.


I'm an only child. But i've always wanted an elder brother.


I never stop fighting for the things i believe in, unless the thing i'm fighting for shows that it's pointless to fight. Sometimes, i don't stop even then.


I know what it's like to wait for someone you know is The One.


In my moments of absolute guilelessness, i'm quite an accident-prone person.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

What is the name of the archaelogist who moonlights as a politician?
'Dig'vijay Singh

What did the archaelogist do to woo his colleague?
He sang in the rain "dum dum 'dig' aaa 'dig' aaa, mausam bhiga bhiga...

What is an archaelogist's favorite movie?
Dil bole Harappa

~JB

The Nebulous One said...

JB, you are giving me a serious complex with your cheap ones. Now i have try really hard to crack worse ones than yours! No fair!

What's the archaeologist's favourite ad campaign?
Frooti's Dig-en Verma.

Why did the archaeologist run from the tomb of Tutenkhamen?
He was worried about the back-laash he would face.

How does a male archaeologist propose to a female archaeologist?
"Hey...i kinda dig you."

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha. Those were really cheap. Here are a couple more:

Where did He-man go for his first dig after he turned into an archaelogist?
Macho Pichchu.

Do archaelogists "dig" horror movies?
Yes, but only the ones that are made by Ramesses brothers.

~JB

Anonymous said...

Those were real cheap. Lets call it a draw this time. So, to even out the number of pj's..

What did the Italian archaelogist reply when asked why he does, what he does?
Pompeii pet ka sawaal hai

The Nebulous One said...

:D Done deal. Although if you felt a need to even out the PJs, it actually means i won this round.