Monday, July 11, 2011

You're like a weed...

The kind that needs to be ripped out of its roots, pulled apart and thrown far, far away so the plants can have a chance to be nourished and to grow.

You're like a Pomeranian. Constantly going on and on for no reason, whining and pesky and thoroughly irritating and so desperate for attention. Considered therapy much?

You're like a horsefly. Enough said.

You're like a shrink wrap. You cling on to everything just because you can. Ugh.

You're Wiley E. Coyote. No, strike that. You're worse than the most scheming, conniving, sweet-talking, shrewd villain in history, and Wiley is nothing compared to that.

I hate you. Like i haven't hated anybody in years.

*****!

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