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Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great pleasure that i bring back the once-popular section of this blog; the digestion-aiding, boring conversations-killing, IQ-testing, marvel of all marvels, kings of all bad punnery, the one and only (drum rolls) Kill Me!
After almost two years of hibernation, the 'Kill Me's come out of the cave and embrace the light of their true calling! And they're here with the first series of many, on Hollywood actors!
Ennjooooy!
Which Hollywood actor's father worked in coal mines?
Brad Pit.
Which Hollywood actor's father was into fishing big time?
Jason Baitman.
Which Hollywood actor's father was a Sindhi private investigator?
George Clue ni.
Which Hollywood actor's father was a car mechanic?
Richard Gear.
Which Hollywood actress's father was a dwarf?
Nicole Kid-man.
Which Hollywood actor's father was a truck driver?
Hugh Lorry.
Which Hollywood actor's father believed in corporal punishment?
Michael Cane.
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