Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Harakiri, in the name of poetic license.

Beautiful butterfly against blue, blue sky, hums soulfully,
flapping hurriedly, towards the sunflower fields on the... *SPLAT*
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Marginalized, merchandised, innocent no more
Hello, Winnie the Pooh
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Adam and Eve tore off their leaves and started making out a wee
Along came a Snake, and then there was an orgy
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"Pussy cat, pussy cat, where have you been?"
"NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS! I WANT A DIVORCE!"
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Newton sat under a tree, thinking all about gravity
When an apple fell, blew him a death knell,
And instead of one law, there were three
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Sun Tzu wrote The Art of War,
But in his lifetime its fame didn't reach far
It was only after the poor sod was dead
That the book became big with management schools, instead


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And then some more, courtesy A:


Mary had a little lamb,
Which she had for lunch


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"Baa Baa Black Sheep,
Have you any wool?"
"No!"

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Little Miss Muffet,
Sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider:
"That's my place Bitch! Get up!"

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5 comments:

Unknown said...

super-awesome. loving it :D

Unknown said...

did we folks at hyderabad, inspire you so?

Divya Kamath Hundi said...

Hilarious!!

The Nebulous One said...

Bica,

Thanks. Much as i'd like to say yes, it's a no. :)

Divya,
There are more on the way. :)

Unknown said...

i disagree. must have been something abt the place. maybe the dirty polluted air or the dry heat or the extremely salty water.