Tuesday, January 08, 2008

*Choke* *Cough Cough* *Sputter*

Can't breathe... too tight... need fresh air...

Decided to wear... a Chanderi cotton saree... this morning... *Puff Puff* *Wheeze*... thought i could... fit into... the...blouse...

Didn't realise i'd put on a few.... extra kilos... *Phew* since then... managed to fit... into it though... *Half-breaths*...

The Victorian Era... *Tug*... must have been hell for the... *Pheeeeew* women trying to fit into those godd... darn it... goddarn corsets, their bust... all crushed into... *Yelp!* a single blob of flesh...

Help... i think i... i need CPR... somebody... anybody... can't b...b...breathe...

(*POPPP!*)

Oh oh.

I think my expanding diaphragm just lost me a blouse button.

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