Uday: I'm Abhay, I'm a Geek who worked on the same software program for seven years and then ended up being the nanny to my college crush's 6-year old anal daughter.
Priyanka: I'm the crush, and i'm a divorced working mother. In case you didn't get it already, i'm a divorced working mother. I don't believe that looks are important - even if i didn't know of ghastly-looking Uday's existence back in college, and didn't know of this little fact till he told me at the end of the movie. But i should be forgiven for it because i'm a divorced working mother.
Dino Morea: I'm Sidhu, Varun, Bastard, Thief - call me what you like. I stole the software program from Uday, and then i stole his crush who is now a divorced working mother. And now i'm going to steal all his... wait a minute,what's going on here???
Priyanka: Ha! I love Uday. I'm going to announce that to the whole Apple Store, and then i'm going to announce to the world on Live Television that you stole his software program from him!
Uday: I love you too Priyanka! The password to access the software is your movie name - which of course Dino doesn't know because he didn't make the software! Eat dirt, you... you... you dirtbag!
AND THEY TOOK 3 HOURS TO TORTURE US WITH THIS! IN SLOW-MO!
I'm ready for Hara Kiri now.
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