Thursday, October 29, 2009

Conversations of the Married.

She, drunk and coming home really late in the night: I hate being married.

He, sober and not sure if he heard right: What?

She: I hate being married.

He: Okay...

She, growing petulant: I hate being married because i hate being called wife.

He, soothing: Okay... So, what do you want to do about it?

She: I don't want to be married.

He: Okay. Sleep over it.

She: Okay.

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