Hypocrisy.

March 1998:
Him: "I'm 20 years old, and you're just 14. I can't do this to you."
Me: "Do what?"
Him: "I can't let this happen."
Me: "When has love ever been about age? Think about it this way, when i'm 20, you'll be 26. Only!"

December 2002:
Him 1: "F***. I'm 19 years older. Old enough to be your father. I can't be seeing you."
Me: "But i don't have a problem with it! It isn't about the age, it never is! Stop thinking that way!"

April 2009:
He Who Cannot Be Named: "We intend to get married in a couple of years."
Me: " "
Me (sleuthing sleuthing sleuthing...Aha...Wha?!!!!)
Me: "She's bluddy 23! You bluddy cradle snatcher!"

Tch tch. I'm beyond repair.